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"Forgive
your enemies, but remember their names" John F.
Kennedy
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cannibals get appointed as engineers at
an Engineering Company in Houston. During
the welcoming ceremony the boss tells them,
"Now you're really part of our team here.
You can earn good money and you can eat
in the company lunch room. Just don't bother
the other employees." The cannibals promise
not to trouble the other employees. Four
weeks later the boss returns and tells them,
"You've all been doing a very good job,
and I'm very satisfied with all of you.
However, one of our pipers disappeared a
couple hours ago. Do any of you know what
happened to him?" The cannibals all deny
any knowledge of the missing piper. However,
after the boss leaves, the leader of the
cannibals says to the others, "Which of
you idiots ate the piper?" A hand raises
hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals
says, "You fool! For weeks we've been eating
electrical designers and no one noticed
anything, but YOU had to go and eat a piper!!!!"
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