|
THE
MILLIPEDE
This
guy lived on his own and he was feeling a bit
lonely, so he goes to the pet shop to get something
to keep him company. The pet shop owner suggested
an unusual pet, a talking millipede. OK, thought
the man, I'll give it a go, so he bought one
and took it home.
That
night he decided to test out his new pet, so
he opened the box and said, "I'm going to the
pub for a drink, do you want to come too?" But there
was no reply. He tried again, "Oi, millipede,
wanna come to the boozer with me?" Again, no
response. So the man ranted and raved for
a bit, but after a while decided to give it
one more try before he took the thing back to
the shop.
So
he took the lid off the box and repeated, "I
said I'm going to the pub for a drink do you
want to come?"
"For
f**k's sake, I heard you the first time" snapped
the millipede, 'I'm just putting my shoes on."
|
|
Come in number 6. You'll like The Village! |
||
|
|
|||||||
|
Time? "Click Here!"
|
|||||||
|
|||||||
